CHRISTMAS IN NOVEMBER – HO HO HELL NO!

‘Twas the 8th of November, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap,
If you celebrate Christmas in November, how so,
Santa Oz will greet you with a Ho Ho HELL NO……

Christmas in November, what the actual F***?

 

DISCLAIMER

For those of you who have started celebrating Christmas in November please realise you need help. Admitting you have a problem is the first step and can only lead to a positive change in your life. You will stop annoying the s*** out of your friends and even general observers. You will also significantly decrease the chances of you dying a virgin.

Bah-Humbug

David “Ebeneezer Ozi” Borg

 

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  1. Ramon

    1) Till when should Christmas be celebrated ? just till 25th December ? or till end of year ?

    2) Is Christmas mostly celebrated for children age greater than 2 and less than 17 ? if your not in that age group and don’t have kids why bother ?

    3)Why is it a religious holiday but children associate it more with Santa Claus than with birth of Jesus ?

    4) Its all about giving ? but what if you give a Xmas present to everyone and nobody give one to you ?

    1. davidoziborg

      1) One week before Christmas and until the 25th only
      2) Valid point. Because some people are BIG CHILDREN.
      3) I don’t touch politics or religion. Now that would be a BIG RANT.
      4) This present giving thingy is also a SCAM. Big marketing ploy so manufacturers and retails get rich while the rest of us get poor!

      1. Ramon

        1) Agree
        2) Agree
        3) Fair enough
        4) Super Agree

  2. Mariella

    The Grinch who ruined Christmas!!!! Why shouldn’t we start preparing for Christmas as early as November?…. WE LOVE CHRISTMAS and my house is already decorated !! You are welcome any time 😉

    1. davidoziborg

      Pfffff.. Christmas is for December. GET A LIFE.

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